Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Level 5 Minigun On Hit: 100% chance to slow target -20% damage resistance when spun up -25% damage penalty 30% slower spin up time
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun Gain 2 revenge crits for each sentry kill and 1 for each sentry assist when your sentry is destroyed. Revenge crits are lost on death No random critical hits -50% clip size
Level 5 Revolver Crits on headshot -15% damage penalty -20% slower firing speed No random critical hits
The Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box Drink to become invulnerable for 8 seconds. Cannot attack during this
The Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
The Vintage Flare Gun (equipped)
Level 10 Flare Gun This weapon will reload when not active 100% critical hit vs burning players
The Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer Immune to the effects of afterburn.
The Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
The Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
The Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun On Hit: Gain up to +3 health -2 health drained per second on wearer
Vintage Jarate (equipped)
Level 5 Jar Based Karate Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
The Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch +100% cloak regen rate Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive. Cloak drain rate based on movement speed. No cloak meter from ammo boxes when invisible -35% cloak meter from ammo boxes
The Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
"Vintage Magical Equalizer" (equipped)
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured When weapon is active: -90% less healing from Medic sources
The Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe 100% critical hits burning players from behind. Mini-crits burning players from the front. -50% damage vs non-burning players No random critical hits
The Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance -20% slower firing speed
The Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm Third successful punch in a row always crits. +25 max health on wearer Sentry build speed increased by 150% Replaces the Sentry with a Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
Level 5 Invis Watch +40% cloak duration +50% cloak regen rate Cloak Type: Feign Death. Leave a fake corpse on taking damage and temporarily gain invisibility, speed and damage resistance. -50% cloak meter when Feign Death is activated No cloak meter from ammo boxes when invisible -35% cloak meter from ammo boxes
Level 5 Lunch Box While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.
The Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Vintage Homewrecker (equipped)
Level 5 Sledgehammer +100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe This weapon has a large melee range +20% damage bonus When weapon is active: 15% slower move speed on wearer
The Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share chocolate with a friend (Small Health Kit) Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds No random critical hits 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
Level 1 Peppergun Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense. +20% bonus healing from all sources When weapon is active: Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher On Hit: Gain up to +20 health per attack -25% clip size
Level 5 Minigun +20% damage bonus -20% damage resistance when spun up 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Jag (equipped)
Level 15 Wrench Construction hit speed boost increased by 30% +15% faster firing speed 20% slower repair rate -25% damage penalty
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow (equipped)
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deals damage
based on distance traveled
This weapon will reload automatically when not active No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle On Scoped Hit: Jarate target for 2 to 8 seconds based on amount charged +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
Level 5 Revolver +15% cloak on hit +40% cloak duration -20% damage penalty
Level 5 Katana Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Also handy for putting out a fire.
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done. +20 max health on wearer
Level 5 Sledgehammer +25 health restored on kill +15% faster move speed on wearer When weapon is active: 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Vintage Ullapool Caber (equipped)
Level 10 Stick Bomb High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
The first hit will cause an explosion No random critical hits
The Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich (equipped)
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Who needs bread?
Level 15 Bonesaw On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates +3 health regenerated per second on wearer When weapon is active: -20% damage penalty
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield +25 max health on wearer +15% bullet damage resistance on wearer 20% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max primary ammo on wearer -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake +25% damage bonus +50% health from packs on wearer -75% health from healers on wearer
The Sticky Jumper (equipped)
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max secondary ammo on wearer override projectile type (14) -100% damage penalty No random critical hits -6 max pipebombs out Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Vintage Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus On Hit: Gain up to +10 health -20 max health on wearer
Level 5 Bonesaw On death up to 20% of your stored ÜberCharge is retained -10 max health on wearer
The Bushwacka (equipped)
Level 5 Kukri Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit When weapon is active: 20% damage vulnerability on wearer No random critical hits
Genuine Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -55 max health on wearer
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat On Kill: A small health pack is dropped 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Level 5 Sashimono Provides area speed buff
where damage done provides some healing.
Rage increases through damage. +2 health regenerated per second on wearer
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range 0.5 sec increase in charge duration Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter. No random critical hits -15 max health on wearer
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% faster move speed on wearer When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
Genuine Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit -75% damage penalty
Vintage Batter's Helmet
Level 64 Hat You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 37 Cosmetic Item This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 39 Hat
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 91 Hat
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 69 Hat
Vintage Mining Light
Level 49 Cosmetic Item For Engineers with bright ideas.
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 37 Hat A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Trophy Belt
Level 45 Hat Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 53 Hat This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
Level 77 Hat Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 8 Hat When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 99 Hat Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 39 Hat
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 85 Hat
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 19 Hat This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 48 Hat
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 78 Hat We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt (equipped)
Level 35 Hat Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 35 Hat For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 93 Hat For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 1 Hat Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Vintage Tyrant's Helm (equipped)
Level 100 Hat I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 7 Hat It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 46 Hat
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque (equipped)
Level 1 Hat Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon (equipped)
Level 68 Hat Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 86 Hat
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 39 Hat A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
Level 92 Hat They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 13 Hat A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 100 Hat Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 81 Hat A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 77 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 93 Hat
The Vintage Hound Dog
Level 94 Hat Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 19 Hat Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 31 Hat While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 94 Hat His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Vintage Frenchman's Beret
Level 79 Hat Because real espionage is an artform.
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap (equipped)
Level 39 Hat Straight outta control point.
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 56 Hat This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 61 Facial Hair The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Vintage Tippler's Tricorne
Level 50 Hat Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
The Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 87 Hat It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Level 24 Hat Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask (equipped)
Level 2 Hat Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 12 Hat Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 18 Facial Hair You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 47 Hat You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 62 Hat Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Level 58 Hat Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Level 86 Hat You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
Level 38 Hat It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 86 Glasses Nothing
Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 67 Hat Gone Snipin'.
Level 55 Hat
Level 98 Hat
Level 71 Hat
Berliner's Bucket Helm (equipped)
Level 91 Hat
Level 29 Hat The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Level 14 Hat This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Level 83 Hat Suffer not a sentry to live.
Level 82 Hat
Le Party Phantom
Level 29 Mask
Gift from: Щ4ИҲ [DesA]
Level 70 Hat
Level 96 Hat After a long day of burning scouts.
Scotch Bonnet (equipped)
Level 99 Hat Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
Level 59 Hat
Genuine Noh Mercy (equipped)
Level 1 Hat Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Level 1 Hat One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Genuine Dread Knot
Level 1 Hat Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair