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The following items were overlapping other items or in invalid backpack positions:
#58
Scout
(125 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(125 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(136 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(136 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(126 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(126 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(126 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(126 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(125 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(125 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(95 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(95 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(127 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(127 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(103 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(103 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(110 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(110 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
>> Weapons
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>> Hats
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>> Crafting
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>> Tools
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>> Mann Co. Supply Crate
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>> Misc
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RoboCrate
Level 13
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate.
Crate Series #58
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Unusual Stout Shako
Level 46 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Effect: Smoking
RoboCrate
Level 13
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate.
Crate Series #58
Gift from: Cabal
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #55
Gift from: Cabal
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #57
Gift from: ®Santa@CarryingXhale
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Gift from: Herman
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
+75 health restored on kill
+15% faster move speed on wearer
When weapon is active:
20% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #57
Gift from: Richtofenskau
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Gift from: Sweet_Potato (NTAT)
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty
The Flared Frontiersman
Level 64 Apparel
"I'll tell you what, these wide-bottom pants're slick as a whistle."
Summer Appetizer Crate
Level 13
Contains the first set of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Workshop item import tool.
Crate Series #61
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #59
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #57
Gift from: The Familiar Frog
The Black Watch
Level 36 Hat
This Scottish infantry tam o'shanter commemorates the desperately
sober 5th batallion, who tried to make liquor out of gunpowder and
accidentally invented sticky bombs.
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1 Hat
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Gift from: Mister Pibb (McRibbed)
The Delinquent's Down Vest
Level 27 Apparel
"Boom! Look how puffy this vest is, dummy! I sent the last one back.
Not. Puffy. Enough."
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #57
Gift from: Mister Pibb (McRibbed)
El Muchacho
Level 68 Poncho
Cosplay as a sleepy cowboy with this authentic 19th century sleeveless
fleece snuggie.
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
On Kill: Gain Minicrits for 8 seconds.
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits
The FR-0
Level 34 Hat
Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic ‘70s
film "Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000".
Haunted Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 68 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
Firewall Helmet
Level 18 Hat
Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better
hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why?
The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool
and refreshed, probably.
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 9 Hat
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study
it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody
check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
The Byte'd Beak
Level 39 Hat
This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day
masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for
dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
The Metal Slug
Level 80 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
The Googol Glass Eyes
Level 44 Hat
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the
stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean
hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
The Electric Escorter
Level 91 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #59
Spellbook Magazine
Level 33 Spellbook
A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get
the job done.
Equip to enabled picking up and casting spells.
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Giftapult
Level 5 Tool
Can be used to wrap one item for gifting. The gift will be distributed
to a random Steam user currently playing TF2.
( Not Tradable )
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
( Not Tradable )
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
( Not Tradable )
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
Backpack Expander
Level 54 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
( Not Tradable )
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
( Not Tradable )
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
Provides area speed buff
where damage done provides some healing.
Rage increases through damage.
+2 health regenerated per second on wearer
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (1096810496)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
-6 max pipebombs out
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #75
Naughty Winter Crate 2013
Level 13
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and
can no longer be opened.
Crate Series #78
Nice Winter Crate 2013
Level 13
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and
can no longer be opened.
Crate Series #79
Naughty Winter Crate 2013
Level 13
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and
can no longer be opened.
Crate Series #78
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
Nice Winter Crate 2013
Level 13
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and
can no longer be opened.
Crate Series #79
Naughty Winter Crate 2013
Level 13
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and
can no longer be opened.
Crate Series #78
Nice Winter Crate 2013
Level 13
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and
can no longer be opened.
Crate Series #79
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #76
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 3 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
Bonk Leadwear
Level 19 Hat
In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by
mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932,
American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this
mixture and invented Bonk Cola.
Naughty Winter Crate 2013
Level 13
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and
can no longer be opened.
Crate Series #78
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
Nice Winter Crate 2013
Level 13
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and
can no longer be opened.
Crate Series #79
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty
Base Metal Billycock
Level 55 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 43 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Nice Winter Crate 2013
Level 13
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and
can no longer be opened.
Crate Series #79
Nice Winter Crate 2013
Level 13
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and
can no longer be opened.
Crate Series #79
Naughty Winter Crate 2013
Level 13
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and
can no longer be opened.
Crate Series #78
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 72 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
The Galvanized Gibus
Level 31 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas.
RoboCrate
Level 13
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate.
Crate Series #58
Gift from: |Tf2Ĥãts-ℳ| dand223
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #57
Gift from: wildwhitewahine
RoboCrate
Level 13
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate.
Crate Series #58
Gift from: wildwhitewahine
RoboCrate
Level 13
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate.
Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate.
Crate Series #58
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #57
Nice Winter Crate 2013
Level 13
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and
can no longer be opened.
Crate Series #79
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #76
The Bot Dogger
Level 8 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 40 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Nice Winter Crate 2013
Level 13
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and
can no longer be opened.
Crate Series #79
"Genuine Old Glory"
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
Level 75 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 97 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 49 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
The Baseline Benefactor's Spirit Of Giving
The Baseline Benefactor's%s6 Badge - Gifts Given%s5: 1
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable )
Haunted Crone's Dome
Level 68 Hat
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
Explode spectacularly on death
( Not Tradable )
The Point and Shoot #8773
Level 10 Hat
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
( Not Tradable )
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
Gift from: Rtsguy002
( Not Tradable )
The Spine-Tingling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your dislike for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Gift from: The_Crazy 1
( Not Tradable )
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
( Not Tradable )
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable )
The Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.
( Not Tradable )
Naughty Winter Crate 2013
Level 13
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and
can no longer be opened.
Crate Series #78
The Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Soldier of Fortune
Level 10 Badge
Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do
it better.
Hire Date: August 22, 2008 (20:28:48 GMT)
( Not Tradable )
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
"Mann Co. Worker's Cap"
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10 Hat
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
The Company Man
Level 10 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Naughty Winter Crate 2013
Level 13
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and
can no longer be opened.
Crate Series #78
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable )
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable )
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.
Effect: Holy Glow
( Not Tradable )
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable )
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable )
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable )
Power Up Canteen
Level 99 Usable Item
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time.
Currently holds 0 charges
Holds a maximum of 3 charges
Each charge lasts 5 seconds
( Not Tradable )
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
Bounty Hat
Level 30 Hat
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
( Not Tradable )
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable )
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!
Effect: Map Stamps
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Benefactor's Kanmuri
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable )
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
Killed Merasmus at level 1
( Not Tradable )
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 5 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Operation Oil Spill Badge
Level 1 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 7 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
+40% cloak duration
-20% damage penalty
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 87 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 61 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 22 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
The Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
The Superfan
Level 10 Hat
The Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
Jingle all the way
The Robot Running Man
Level 83 Hat
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
The Fast Learner
Level 46 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 84 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 94 Lunch Box
The Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat
"Smack my Bitch Up..."
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
The Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
The Track Terrorizer
Level 48 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.
Haunted Spooky Shoes
Level 35 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
Bonk Boy
Level 11 Hat
The Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
Jingle all the way
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Gore-Spattered Mad Milk
Gore-Spattered%s6 Non-Milk Substance - Sodden Victims%s5: 362
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Mildly Menacing Bat
Mildly Menacing%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 60
Mildly Menacing Force-A-Nature
Mildly Menacing%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 58
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
The Milkman
Level 8 Hat
The Big Elfin Deal #3520
Level 100 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
Festive Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
50% max overheal
Mann Co. Strongbox
Level 13
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
Mann Co. Strongbox Key to unlock.
The Strongbox will become a rare drop after February 24, 2014.
Crate Series #81
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #77
Mann Co. Strongbox
Level 13
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
Mann Co. Strongbox Key to unlock.
The Strongbox will become a rare drop after February 24, 2014.
Crate Series #81
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run.
When full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air jumps.
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
+20% bonus healing while deployed.
Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable )
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Unarmed Combat #1567
Level 18 Severed Arm
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage
The Flying Guillotine
Level 73 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
+25% greater jump height when active
-60% clip size
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
"Putting bitches in their place since '06"
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run.
When full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air jumps.
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
Soldier's Stash
Level 9 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles
are purely ornamental.
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 33 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Vintage Trophy Belt
Level 9 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 3 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 23 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1 Hat
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
Villain's Veil
Level 7 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 40 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
The Tuxxy
Level 15 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
The Vintage Huntsman
Level 94 Bow
"Vintage Jar-a-Pee"
Level 45 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #77
The Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 39 Hat
Desert Marauder #10379
Level 69 Hat
Mann Co. Strongbox
Level 13
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
Mann Co. Strongbox Key to unlock.
The Strongbox will become a rare drop after February 24, 2014.
Crate Series #81
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Truly Feared Sydney Sleeper
Truly Feared%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 234
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
+15% bullet damage resistance on wearer
20% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack
+1 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
20% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
-20% damage on body shot
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 82 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
Medal no. 10559
The Team Captain
Level 62 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
Lumbricus Lid
Level 30 Hat
The Kringle Collection
Level 48 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
Fancy Dress Uniform #19502
Level 21 Uniform
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 33 Hat
Exquisite Rack
Level 39 Hat
The Hat With No Name
Level 10 Hat
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Helmet Without a Home
Level 46 Hat
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
Hero's Hachimaki #738
Level 9 Hat
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 39 Hat
The Captain's Cocktails
Level 40 Decorative Bombs
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
Soldier's Stash
Level 98 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to
remain in the taunt's pose.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
"The Inseminator Mark-S"
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
"Finishes prematurely, but still gets the job done."
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
The Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
The Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
Armored Authority #2044
Level 25 Hat
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #127
Level 28 Hat
Jumper's Jeepcap #552
Level 31 Hat
Scarcely Lethal Reserve Shooter
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 44
Mini-crits airborne targets for 5 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-34% clip size
Unremarkable Market Gardener
Unremarkable%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 21
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
Unremarkable Equalizer
Unremarkable%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 12
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Wicked Nasty Black Box
Wicked Nasty%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 681
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
Mildly Menacing Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Mildly Menacing%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 65
Sufficiently Lethal Shotgun
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 178
"The Inseminator"
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
"Ribbed for your pleasure ;)"
The Disciplinary Action #11782
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
Crafted by +| 0rang3.Snarfolophogus
( Not Tradable )
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
Provides area speed buff
where damage done provides some healing.
Rage increases through damage.
+2 health regenerated per second on wearer
"The Inseminator"
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
"Congratulations! it's a girl."
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 54 Rocket Launcher
Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage
Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
No ammo from dispensers when active
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
"The Inseminator MK II"
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
"Improved for better performance in a smaller package, Insemination
guaranteed!"
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Original #27690
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
"Ribbed for your pleasure..."
Crafted by +| 0rang3.Snarfolophogus
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% blast damage from rocket jumps
-25% damage penalty
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
+20 max health on wearer
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
mini-crits players, sets them on fire
and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Cannot be crit boosted
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 94 Hat
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 95 Hat
Haunted Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 4 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
"Genuine Bottle of Jenkem"
Level 1 Science Project
"Keep a little Jenkem around, for when things go bad."
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
Reggaelator
Level 94 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 63 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
The Grenadier Helm
Level 1 Hat
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 15 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 75 Hat
Crafted by Dr. Clyde
Sober Stuntman
Level 63 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
The Cool Breeze
Level 17 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
Sultan's Ceremonial #7822
Level 82 Hat
The Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
The Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Immune to the effects of afterburn.
The Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
Somewhat Threatening Stickybomb Launcher
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 73
Somewhat Threatening Loch-n-Load
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 87
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
Wicked Nasty Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Wicked Nasty%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 663
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 44 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Gore-Spattered Grenade Launcher
Gore-Spattered%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 431
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
"Hooch"
Level 1 Bottle
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (1096810496)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
-6 max pipebombs out
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
override projectile type (1099431936)
Cannonballs push players back on impact
Cannonballs have a fuse time of 1 second; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
Cannonballs do not explode on impact
-50% damage on contact with surfaces
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 95 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 37 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 23 Hat
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 90 Hat
Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 4 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 15 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 51 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 59 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 38 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 55 Glasses
Nothing
Genuine Archimedes
Level 86 Mascot
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
Genuine Quadwrangler
Level 1 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Blighted Beak
Level 94 Hat
The Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 66 Hat
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Medic Mech-bag
Level 34 Backpack
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 4 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Grimm Hatte
Level 66 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
Medi-Mask
Level 70 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
The Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
"Vintage Neutrona Wand"
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
The Vintage Ubersaw
Level 95 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 9 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
The Brütal Bouffant
Level 19 Hair
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was
hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with
sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and
air-mailed straight out of hell.
Gore-Spattered Medi Gun
Gore-Spattered%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 444
(Kill Assists%s3: 1095)
Uncharitable Syringe Gun
Uncharitable%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 118
Strange Crusader's Crossbow
Strange%s6 Crossbow - Kills%s5: 3
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
Uncharitable Bonesaw
Uncharitable%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 115
Scarcely Lethal Amputator
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 34
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
+3 health regenerated per second on wearer
When weapon is active:
-20% damage penalty
Notably Dangerous Ubersaw
Notably Dangerous%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 169
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
Strange Quick-Fix
Strange%s6 Medi Gun Prototype - Ubers%s5: 4
(Kill Assists%s3: 0)
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
50% max overheal
"Snarf's Love Beam Cannon"
Level 1 Medi Gun
"Doesn't need to be xmas to spread the joy, give some to the other
team"
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
+50% ÜberCharge rate
Press your reload key to cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
-66% Overheal build rate.
"The Heavy Bravo"
Level 57 Hat
"Baby... Sassy... Studly... Man I'm Pretty."
"Jayne Cobbs' Home-Knit Cap"
Level 74 Hat
"The Team Fortress landscape can get quite cold, so mother sent you
this"
The Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 46 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
The U-clank-a
Level 18 Hat
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
The Outdoorsman
Level 10 Hat
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
The Purity Fist
Level 10 Cosmetic Augmentation
The Toss-Proof Towel #2071
Level 5 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 82 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
The Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 61 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
Large Luchadore
Level 98 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
The All-Father #5130
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!
The Soviet Gentleman
Level 94 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
The Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
Football Helmet
Level 31 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Security Shades
Level 34 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
The Siberian Sophisticate
Level 4 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
"Genuine Vexillarius Helmet"
Level 1 Spirit Animal
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
+50% max primary ammo on wearer
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
The Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Festive Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
The Capo's Capper #10904
Level 61 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
Face-Melting Minigun
Face-Melting%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 1120
Somewhat Threatening Brass Beast
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 96
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
Unremarkable Natascha
Unremarkable%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 16
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
+50% max primary ammo on wearer
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
Face-Melting Holiday Punch
Face-Melting%s6 Fists - Tickle Fights Won%s5: 1316
(Kills%s3: 132)
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage
Unremarkable Killing Gloves of Boxing
Unremarkable%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 11
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
Sufficiently Lethal Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 200
The Huo-Long Heater #22453
Level 96 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Crafted by WHAT UGANDA DO ABOUT IT
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
The Apoco-Fists #4122
Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 78 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1 Backpack
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
Genuine Brigade Helm
Level 42 Hat
Haunted Coffin Kit
Level 85 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the minature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
Napper's Respite
Level 98 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
The Bubble Pipe #5361
Level 69 Hat
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The HazMat Headcase
Level 90 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 26 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 81 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
( Not Tradable )
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 22 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Fallen Angel
Level 20 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 89 Hat
The Attendant
Level 99 Hat
The Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
The Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 91 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
The Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Gore-Spattered Degreaser
Gore-Spattered%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 432
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
Somewhat Threatening Rainblower
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 76
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Strange Detonator
Strange%s6 Flare Gun - Kills%s5: 9
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
Uncharitable Flare Gun
Uncharitable%s6 Flare Gun - Kills%s5: 115
Strange Lollichop
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 4
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Mildly Menacing Festive Axtinguisher
Mildly Menacing%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 45
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
+75 health restored on kill
+15% faster move speed on wearer
When weapon is active:
20% damage vulnerability on wearer
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Crafted by The Great New Year Cisco
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 5 Hat
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Frenchman's Beret
Level 7 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 33 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
The Stealth Steeler
Level 60 Hat
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
Hat of Cards
Level 99 Hat
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
The Business Casual
Level 64 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
Le Party Phantom
Level 78 Hat
Crafted by +| 0rang3.Snarfolophogus
The Ninja Cowl
Level 1 Hat
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
The Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
The Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
The Vintage Ambassador
Level 42 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
The Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10 Hat
This hat is a spy.
The Noh Mercy
Level 5 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
The Made Man #917
Level 21
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 40 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.
Familiar Fez
Level 100 Hat
Wicked Nasty Knife
Wicked Nasty%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 585
Scarcely Lethal Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 36
Truly Feared Ambassador
Truly Feared%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 249
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
Strange Revolver
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 3
Festive Knife
Level 1 Knife
The Festive Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
+40% cloak duration
-20% damage penalty
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
or backstab kill
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 70 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Scarcely Lethal Spy-cicle
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 25
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Wanga Prick #52992
Level 64 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
Crafted by Jadzoh
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 11 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 15 Hat
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 17 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
The Idea Tube
Level 10 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 7 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
The Brainiac Hairpiece #3913
Level 3 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
The Buzz Killer
Level 37 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Legend of Bugfoot
Level 69 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 99 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to
tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to
share with everyone.
( Not Tradable )
Class Token - Sniper
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Engineer
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Pyro
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Strange Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Strange%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 0
(Kills%s3: 4)
Noise Maker - Stabby
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Gong
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Banshee
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Stabby
Level 5 Party Favor
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
The Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
Noise Maker - Fireworks
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Black Cat
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Bell
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Gremlin
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Festive Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
( Not Tradable )
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Bat
Level 1 Bat
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Knife
Level 1 Knife
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Bat
Level 1 Bat
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Knife
Level 1 Knife
Bat
Level 1 Bat
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Knife
Level 1 Knife
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Construction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Destruction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Disguise Kit
Level 1 ...Cigarette Case?
PDA
Level 1 PDA
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20.0000047% slower firing speed