TF2 Backpack Examiner

Blueprint Name	Requirements	Result
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Fabricate Slot Token	+ + Expand possibilities: + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
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Rebuild Slot Token	+ Expand possibilities: + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
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Rebuild Slot Token	+ Expand possibilities: + + + + + +
Smelt Miscellaneous Items	+ +
Smelt Tokens	+ +
Smelt Reclaimed Metal		+ +
Smelt Refined Metal		+ +
Fabricate Crit-a-Cola	+
Fabricate Gunboats	+
Fabricate Dalokohs Bar	+
Fabricate Homewrecker	+
Fabricate Bonk Helm	+ +
Fabricate Pain Train	+
Fabricate Scotsman's Skullcutter	+
Fabricate Tribalman's Shiv	+
Fabricate Southern Hospitality	+
Fabricate Mad Milk	+
Fabricate Shortstop	+
Fabricate Battalion's Backup	+
Fabricate Black Box	+
Fabricate Degreaser	+
Fabricate Powerjack	+
Fabricate Bushwacka	+
Fabricate Sydney Sleeper	+
Fabricate L'Etranger	+
Fabricate Holy Mackerel	+
Fabricate Darwin's Danger Shield	+
Fabricate Your Eternal Reward	+
Fabricate Gloves Of Running Urgently	+ +
Fabricate Vita-Saw	+ +
Fabricate Set Headgear	+ + + + Any Polycount Pyro Bundle weapon Expand possibilities: + + + + + + + +
Fabricate Set Headgear	+ + + + Any Polycount Scout Bundle weapon Expand possibilities: + + + + + + + + + + + +
Fabricate Set Headgear	+ + + + Any Polycount Spy Bundle weapon Expand possibilities: + + + + + + + +
Fabricate Set Headgear	+ + + + Any Polycount Soldier Bundle weapon Expand possibilities: + + + + + + + +
Fabricate Set Headgear	+ + + + Any Polycount Sniper Bundle weapon Expand possibilities: + + + + + + + + + + + +
Fabricate Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker	+ + +
Fabricate Haunted Headgear	+ + + +	or or
Fabricate Saxton Hale Halloween Mask	+ + + + + + + +
Fabricate Brass Beast	+
Fabricate Loch-n-Load	+
Fabricate Crusader's Crossbow	+ +
Fabricate Warrior's Spirit	+
Fabricate Amputator	+
Fabricate Ullapool Caber	+ +
Fabricate Buffalo Steak Sandvich	+
Fabricate Boston Basher	+
Fabricate Claidheamh Mòr	+
Fabricate Candy Cane	+
Fabricate Back Scratcher	+
Fabricate Jag	+
Fabricate Fists Of Steel	+
Fabricate Sharpened Volcano Fragment	+ +
Fabricate Sun-on-a-Stick	+ +
Fabricate Half-Zatoichi	+ +
Fabricate Concheror	+
Fabricate Conniver's Kunai	+
Fabricate Fan O'War	+
Fabricate SpaceChem Pin	+ + +
Fabricate Fishcake	+ + +
Fabricate Soda Popper	+ +
Fabricate Winger	+
Fabricate Atomizer	+ +
Fabricate Family Business	+ +
Fabricate Tomislav	+ +
Fabricate Eviction Notice	+ +
Fabricate Enforcer	+ +
Fabricate Big Earner	+ +
Fabricate Bazaar Bargain	+ +
Fabricate Shahanshah	+ +
Fabricate Persian Persuader	+ +
Fabricate Splendid Screen	+ +
Fabricate Ali Baba's Wee Booties	+
Fabricate Liberty Launcher	+ +
Fabricate Reserve Shooter	+ +
Fabricate Market Gardener	+ +
Fabricate Mantreads	+
Fabricate Disciplinary Action	+ +
Fabricate Detonator	+ +
Fabricate Overdose	+ +
Fabricate Solemn Vow	+ + + + + + + +
Fabricate Quick-Fix	+ +
Fabricate Set Headgear	+ + + + Any Lawrence of Australia weapon Expand possibilities: + + + + + + + +
Fabricate Set Headgear	+ + + + Any One Thousand and One Demoknights weapon Expand possibilities: + + + + + + + + + + + +
Fabricate Set Headgear	+ + + + Any The Airborne Armaments weapon Expand possibilities: + + + + + + + + + + + +
Fabricate Set Headgear	+ + + + Any Black Market Business weapon Expand possibilities: + + + + + + + + + + + +
Fabricate Set Headgear	+ + + + Any The General's Formals weapon Expand possibilities: + + + + + + + +
Fabricate Set Headgear	+ + + + Any The Man of Honor weapon Expand possibilities: + + + + + + + +
Fabricate Cow Mangler 5000	+
Fabricate Righteous Bison	+
Fabricate Original	+ +
Fabricate Widowmaker	+ +
Fabricate Short Circuit	+ +
Fabricate Machina	+ +
Fabricate Diamondback	+ +
Fabricate Spy-cicle	+
Fabricate Holiday Punch	+ +
Fabricate Wrap Assassin	+
Fabricate Phlogistinator	+ +
Fabricate Manmelter	+
Fabricate Third Degree	+ +
Fabricate Pomson 6000	+ +
Fabricate Eureka Effect	+ +
Fabricate Cozy Camper	+ +

The Sandman

Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer

The Force-A-Nature

Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-60% clip size

Bonk! Atomic Punch

Level 5 Lunch Box

Crit-a-Cola

Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, damage done
and damage taken will be mini-crits.

The Shortstop

Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.

The Holy Mackerel

Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.

Mad Milk

Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.

The Candy Cane

Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer

The Boston Basher

Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.

The Fan O'War

Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty

The Soda Popper

Level 10 Scattergun
Builds hype as you run. When the hype meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-60% clip size
No random critical hits

The Winger

Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size

The Atomizer

Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players

Three-Rune Blade

Level 10 Sword
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.

Unarmed Combat

Level 1 - 100
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...

The Wrap Assassin

Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty

Scrap Metal

Level 1 Craft Item

The Huntsman

Level 10 Bow

The Razorback

Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt

Jarate

Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire

The Tribalman's Shiv

Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty

The Sydney Sleeper

Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits

Darwin's Danger Shield

Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer

The Bushwacka

Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer

The Shahanshah

Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max

The Bazaar Bargain

Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.

Base charge rate decreased by 20%

The Machina

Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds

The Direct Hit

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius

The Equalizer

Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage and move speed increase
as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing when in use

The Buff Banner

Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.

The Gunboats

Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps

The Pain Train

Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer

The Battalion's Backup

Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.

The Black Box

Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size

The Rocket Jumper

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
100% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
100% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
100% fire damage vulnerability on wearer

The Concheror

Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing

The Half-Zatoichi

Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.

The Liberty Launcher

Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size

The Reserve Shooter

Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size

The Market Gardener

Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits

The Cow Mangler 5000

Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time

The Righteous Bison

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings

The Mantreads

Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on

The Disciplinary Action

Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty

The Original

Level 5 Rocket Launcher

The Scottish Resistance

Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time

The Chargin' Targe

Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer

The Eyelander

Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer

The Scotsman's Skullcutter

Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer

The Sticky Jumper

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits

The Ullapool Caber

Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits

The Loch-n-Load

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-60% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces

The Claidheamh Mòr

Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer

The Persian Persuader

Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits

Ali Baba's Wee Booties

Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer

The Splendid Screen

Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer

Nessie's Nine Iron

Level 5 Golf Club
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer

The Bootlegger

Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer

The Scottish Handshake

Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!

Natascha

Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time

The Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box

The Killing Gloves of Boxing

Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed

The Dalokohs Bar

Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds

Gloves of Running Urgently

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
When weapon is active:
-50% damage penalty
-6 health drained per second on wearer

The Warrior's Spirit

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer

The Buffalo Steak Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?

The Brass Beast

Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed

The Fists of Steel

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch

Tomislav

Level 5 Minigun
40% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed

The Family Business

Level 10 Shotgun
+40% clip size
-15% damage penalty

The Eviction Notice

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty

The Apoco-Fists

Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.

The Holiday Punch

Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage

The Kritzkrieg

Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance

The Blutsauger

Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer

The Ubersaw

Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed

The Vita-Saw

Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer

The Amputator

Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates

Crusader's Crossbow

Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer

The Quick-Fix

Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects

The Overdose

Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty

The Solemn Vow

Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health

The Axtinguisher

Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players

The Flare Gun

Level 10 Flare Gun

The Backburner

Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+10% damage bonus
+150% airblast cost

The Homewrecker

Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players

The Powerjack

Level 5 Sledgehammer
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active

The Degreaser

Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty

The Back Scratcher

Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer

Detonator

Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self

The Postal Pummeler

Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players

The Maul

Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players

The Third Degree

Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
All players connected via Medigun beams are hit

The Phlogistinator

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits

The Manmelter

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits

The Dead Ringer

Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate

The Cloak and Dagger

Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive

The Ambassador

Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed

L'Etranger

Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty

Your Eternal Reward

Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise

Conniver's Kunai

Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer

The Enforcer

Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus
0.5 sec increase in time to cloak

The Big Earner

Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer

The Diamondback

Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits

Wanga Prick

Level 1 - 100 Knife
Upon a successful backstab you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise

The Sharp Dresser

Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.

The Spy-cicle

Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds

Sapper

Level 1 Sapper

The Wrangler

Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun

Frontier Justice

Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size

The Gunslinger

Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits

The Southern Hospitality

Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer

The Jag

Level 15 Wrench
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty

The Widowmaker

Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo

The Short Circuit

Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits

The Pomson 6000

Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak

The Eureka Effect

Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
Cannot carry buildings

Construction PDA

Level 1 PDA

Reclaimed Metal

Level 2 Craft Item

Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item

Slot Token - Primary

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints

Slot Token - Secondary

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints

Slot Token - Melee

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints

Class Token - Scout

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints

Class Token - Sniper

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints

Class Token - Soldier

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints

Class Token - Demoman

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints

Class Token - Heavy

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints

Class Token - Medic

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints

Class Token - Pyro

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints

Class Token - Spy

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints

Class Token - Engineer

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints

Batter's Helmet

Level 1 - 100 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!

Bonk Helm

Level 1 - 100 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.

Ye Olde Baker Boy

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!

Baseball Bill's Sports Shine

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?

Troublemaker's Tossle Cap

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Straight outta control point.

Whoopee Cap

Level 1 - 100 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.

The Milkman

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Bombing Run

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Death from above!

Flipped Trilby

Level 1 - 100 Hat

The Superfan

Level 10 Hat

The Hero's Tail

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.

The El Jefe

Level 10 Hat

The Hot Dogger

Level 10 Hat
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.

The Backwards Ballcap

Level 10 Hat
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.

The Hermes

Level 10 Hat
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!

The Big Elfin Deal

Level 1 - 100 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.

The Front Runner

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.

Trophy Belt

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.

Professional's Panama

Level 1 - 100 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.

Master's Yellow Belt

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.

Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative

Level 1 - 100 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.

Shooter's Sola Topi

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.

Bloke's Bucket Hat

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Gone Snipin'.

Ol' Snaggletooth

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Larrikin Robin

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Crocleather Slouch

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Made from Australia's only natural resource.

Villain's Veil

Level 1 - 100 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.

Desert Marauder

Level 1 - 100 Hat

The Anger

Level 10 Hat

Your Worst Nightmare

Level 10 Hat
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.

The Crocodile Smile

Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.

The Swagman's Swatter

Level 10 Hat
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.

The Outback Intellectual

Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
Effect: Genteel Smoke

The Itsy Bitsy Spyer

Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!

The Bushman's Boonie

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.

The Fruit Shoot

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.

Soldier's Stash

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.

Stainless Pot

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.

Tyrant's Helm

Level 1 - 100 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.

Killer's Kabuto

Level 1 - 100 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.

Sergeant's Drill Hat

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.

Grenadier's Softcap

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Chieftain's Challenge

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Stout Shako

Level 1 - 100 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.

Dr's Dapper Topper

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Exquisite Rack

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Defiant Spartan

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Hero's Hachimaki

Level 1 - 100 Hat

The Team Captain

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'

Honcho's Headgear

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)

Pocket Medic

Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.

Furious Fukaamigasa

Level 1 - 100 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.

Jumper's Jeepcap

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Brain Bucket

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.

Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe

Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
Effect: Genteel Smoke

Armored Authority

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Fancy Dress Uniform

Level 1 - 100 Uniform

The Stahlhelm

Level 10 Hat

The Infernal Impaler

Level 13 Hat

The Salty Dog

Level 10 Hat
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!

The Hat With No Name

Level 10 Hat
A nameless hat for a nameless man.

The Ornament Armament

Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles
are purely ornamental.

The All-Father

Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!

The Kringle Collection

Level 1 - 100 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.

The Lucky Shot

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Let's see you do that again, Private.

The Battle Bob

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.

The Conquistador

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.

Demoman's Fro

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Glengarry Bonnet

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Scotsman's Stove Pipe

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Hustler's Hallmark

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Tippler's Tricorne

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.

Rimmed Raincatcher

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'

Sober Stuntman

Level 1 - 100 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.

Carouser's Capotain

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.

Scotch Bonnet

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!

Prince Tavish's Crown

Level 1 - 100 Hat

The Samur-Eye

Level 1 - 100 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war

Private Eye

Level 1 - 100 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.

Reggaelator

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.

Sultan's Ceremonial

Level 1 - 100 Hat

The Conjurer's Cowl

Level 1 - 100 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.

Tam O' Shanter

Level 1 - 100 Hat

The Mask of the Shaman

Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.

The Tavish DeGroot Experience

Level 10 Hat
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?

The Buccaneer's Bicorne

Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.

A Whiff of the Old Brimstone

Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.

The Bolgan

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.

Aladdin's Private Reserve

Level 1 - 100 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
Effect: Genteel Smoke

The Snapped Pupil

Level 1 - 100 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?

Football Helmet

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Officer's Ushanka

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.

Tough Guy's Toque

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.

The Hound Dog

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.

The Heavy Duty Rag

Level 1 - 100 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.

Pugilist's Protector

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Hard Counter

Level 1 - 100 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.

Cadaver's Cranium

Level 31 Hat

The Big Chief

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Magnificent Mongolian

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Coupe D'isaster

Level 1 - 100 Hat

The Dread Knot

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair

Large Luchadore

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.

The Capo's Capper

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.

Copper's Hard Top

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Security Shades

Level 1 - 100 Hat

The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!

The Pilotka

Level 10 Hat

The Dragonborn Helmet

Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.

The Purity Fist

Level 10

The Cold War Luchador

Level 10 Hat
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.

The One-Man Army

Level 10 Hat
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.

The Outdoorsman

Level 10 Hat
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.

The Gym Rat

Level 10 Hat
Let's get physical. Physical.

The War Head

Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.

The Sandvich Safe

Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.

The Toss-Proof Towel

Level 1 - 100 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.

Prussian Pickelhaube

Level 1 - 100 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.

Vintage Tyrolean

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Otolaryngologist's Mirror

Level 1 - 100 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.

Physician's Procedure Mask

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.

Ze Goggles

Level 1 - 100 Glasses
Nothing

Gentleman's Gatsby

Level 1 - 100 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.

Berliner's Bucket Helm

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Blighted Beak

Level 1 - 100 Hat

German Gonzila

Level 1 - 100 Hat

The Geisha Boy

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair

Medic's Mountain Cap

Level 1 - 100 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'

Grimm Hatte

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.

Doctor's Sack

Level 1 - 100 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.

The Planeswalker Helm

Level 1 - 100 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.

The Surgeon's Stahlhelm

Level 10 Hat
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!

Couvre Corner

Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.

The Surgeon's Stethoscope

Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.

Dr. Whoa

Level 15 Shirt

The Nine-Pipe Problem

Level 1 - 100 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
Effect: Genteel Smoke

The Scrap Pack

Level 1 - 100 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.

Pyro's Beanie

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Respectless Rubber Glove

Level 1 - 100 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.

Brigade Helm

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Triboniophorus Tyrannus

Level 1 - 100 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.

Whiskered Gentleman

Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.

Vintage Merryweather

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.

The Attendant

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Old Guadalajara

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.

Napper's Respite

Level 1 - 100 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.

Handyman's Handle

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.

Pyromancer's Mask

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Prancer's Pride

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Madame Dixie

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Hottie's Hoodie

Level 1 - 100 Hat
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.

Sight for Sore Eyes

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.

Connoisseur's Cap

Level 1 - 100 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...

The Dead Cone

Level 1 - 100 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.

Stately Steel Toe

Level 1 - 100 Hat

The Last Breath

Level 13 Hat

Apparition's Aspect

Level 13 Hat

The Moonman Backpack

Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.

The Bubble Pipe

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
Effect: Genteel Smoke

The Little Buddy

Level 10 Hat
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.

The Birdcage

Level 10 Hat
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.

The Flamboyant Flamenco

Level 10 Hat
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.

The Cremator's Conscience

Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'

The Head Warmer

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.

The Jingle Belt

Level 1 - 100 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
Jingle all the way

The Waxy Wayfinder

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
Effect: Genteel Smoke

Fancy Fedora

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.

Camera Beard

Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?

Backbiter's Billycock

Level 1 - 100 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.

Magistrate's Mullet

Level 1 - 100 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.

Frenchman's Beret

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.

Familiar Fez

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Détective Noir

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Le Party Phantom

Level 1 - 100 Hat

The Noh Mercy

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask

Charmer's Chapeau

Level 1 - 100 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.

The Janissary Ketche

Level 1 - 100 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.

Cosa Nostra Cap

Level 1 - 100 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.

The Made Man

Level 1 - 100
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.

Rogue's Col Roule

Level 15 Apparel

The Nanobalaclava

Level 10 Hat

The Counterfeit Billycock

Level 10 Hat
This hat is a spy.

L'Inspecteur

Level 10 Hat
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.

The Spectre's Spectacles

Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.

The Dashin' Hashshashin

Level 10 Hat
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!

Mining Light

Level 1 - 100 Hat
For Engineers with bright ideas.

Texas Ten Gallon

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.

Engineer's Cap

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.

Hotrod

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.

Safe'n'Sound

Level 1 - 100 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!

Buckaroos Hat

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Industrial Festivizer

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Western Wear

Level 1 - 100 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.

Big Country

Level 1 - 100 Hat
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.

Teddy Roosebelt

Level 1 - 100 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!

Googly Gazer

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.

Ol' Geezer

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Get off mah land!

The Hetman's Headpiece

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.

Prairie Heel Biters

Level 15 Spurs

Pip-Boy

Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!

The Wingstick

Level 10

The Brainiac Hairpiece

Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.

The Brainiac Goggles

Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.

The Pencil Pusher

Level 10 Hat
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.

The Builder's Blueprints

Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.

The Virtual Reality Headset

Level 10 Hat
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.

The Stocking Stuffer

Level 1 - 100 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.

The Texas Half-Pants

Level 1 - 100 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.

Invis Watch

Level 1 Invis Watch

The Enthusiast's Timepiece

Level 5 Invis Watch

( Not Tradable )

Slot Token - PDA2

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints

Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap

Level 4 Craft Item
This is metal scrap taken from the Horseless Headless Horsemann. It
whispers faintly...'heads'...

Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker

Level 5 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer

The Spine-Tingling Skull

Level 31 Hat
Express your dislike for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item

The Spine-Cooling Skull

Level 31 Hat
Express your disdain for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item

The Spine-Twisting Skull

Level 31 Hat
Express your discontent with the living.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item

Scout Mask

Level 10 Hat

Sniper Mask

Level 10 Hat

Soldier Mask

Level 10 Hat

Demoman Mask

Level 10 Hat

Medic Mask

Level 10 Hat

Heavy Mask

Level 10 Hat

Spy Mask

Level 10 Hat

Engineer Mask

Level 10 Hat

Pyro Mask

Level 10 Hat

Saxton Hale Mask

Level 10 Hat

Sharpened Volcano Fragment

Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty

The Sun-on-a-Stick

Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty

Moustachium Bar

Level 1 Craft Item
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the
Australian outback.

Spacemetal Scrap

Level 1 Pin Fragment

SpaceChem Pin

Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>

'Fish'

Level 1 Fishcake Fragment
It's packed with protein.

Fishcake

Level 1 Fishcake
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds

The Cozy Camper

Level 10 Backpack
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
-90% slower move speed when aiming

Towering Pillar of Hats

Level 1 - 100 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.

Noble Amassment of Hats

Level 1 - 100 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.

Modest Pile of Hat

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.

Horrific Headsplitter

Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.

A Rather Festive Tree

Level 1 - 100 Hat

The Athletic Supporter

Level 10 Hat
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]

Bonk Boy

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Sign of the Wolf's School

Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!

The Planeswalker Goggles

Level 1 - 100 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.

The Deus Specs

Level 10 Glasses

The Company Man

Level 10 Hat

The Killer Exclusive

Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.

The Mark of the Saint

Level 20 Badge

Flair!

Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!

Custom decals can be applied to this item.

Photo Badge

Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.

Clan Pride

Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.

The Stereoscopic Shades

Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.

The Point and Shoot

Level 10 Hat
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.

The Bootie Time

Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
Jingle all the way

The Brown Bomber

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.

The Warsworn Helmet

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.

The Bolgan Family Crest

Level 1 - 100 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.

The Boston Boom-Bringer

Level 1 - 100 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
taunt success sound (1)

The Merc Medal

Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.

The Fast Learner

Level 1 - 100 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!

Known Blueprints

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